Joe WINT
Cars are alienating.
They isolate individuals by reducing social interaction and lead to increased levels of loneliness, stress and life dissatisfaction.
Bumper stickers are one of the best antidotes. But bumper stickers are impersonal, boring or irrelevant.
The Pandersticker is everything but that — changing based on geolocation to adequatly humanize your car to nearly everyone on the road.
make you relatable anywhere you go — connecting drivers despite the car obstacle
Boston — how about them soz? All you need is chowda
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Sane Straws
Dehydration affects millions annually and can lead to severe symptoms such as kidney failure and heat stroke.
To incentivice proper hydration, I present to you the Sane Straw.
The silly straw that gets more sane the more you hydrate.
they get more fun as you drink them — twist into abstract shapes — everyday they will reset to become sane again
turn into fun shapes
EARTENDER
They say the best people in the world are the best listeners.
This is ultimate gift for all your sad friends who love to booze.
most people just want someone to hear them out they don’t want to actually solve the problem
bartender with giant hear as his face — you go to the bar to drink your sorrows away you talk the ear off of those obligated to be there
eyebrows are the primary way to show interest in something —
They say the best people in the world are the best listeners.
This is ultimate gift for all your sad friends who love to booze.
most people just want someone to hear them out they don’t want to actually solve the problem
bartender with giant hear as his face — you go to the bar to drink your sorrows away you talk the ear off of those obligated to be there
eyebrows are the primary way to show interest in something —
Iliteracy is on the rise. Being nice to kids is... on the rise?
Correlation or causation? Either way kids need to learn how to read.
We’ll scare them straight into reading. Parents can now hire their children’s worst fears over the house to scare them straight... into reading.
These hooligans will come by unnanounced.
Kids these days don’t read. And when they do read. Not fast enough.
12. UNDERWATER TRANSLATOR
rst fears to make them read.
people need privacy the best place to do that is underwater — nobody can understand what you are saying underwater. but now your friends can.
rst fears to make them read.
people need privacy the best place to do that is underwater — nobody can understand what you are saying underwater. but now your friends can.
13. MUTHALONG
At some point in everyone’s life, they just miss their moms.
And nothing reminds kids more of their moms than driving with them. The muthalong acts just like your mom in the passanger seat.
these Muthalongs flail squirm and wory just as your mother would
mother’s want their kids to be safe — even when they’re not there.
At some point in everyone’s life, they just miss their moms.
And nothing reminds kids more of their moms than driving with them. The muthalong acts just like your mom in the passanger seat.
these Muthalongs flail squirm and wory just as your mother would
mother’s want their kids to be safe — even when they’re not there.
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14. DATE HERO
option fatigue
first impressions consumers can’t stand out on dates they have 200 peole to choose from —
option fatigue
first impressions consumers can’t stand out on dates they have 200 peole to choose from —
14. MEXXON OIL SKIN CARE
14. ELON DIAPIES STERILIZING
15. TIN HAT
Tin Foil Hatters are stigmatized.
But research proves tin foil hats shield wearers from most radio waves, electromagnetic fields, provide UPF sun protection and can be dihydrogen monoxide resistant while also amplifying frequencies, around 2.6GHz and 1.2GHz,