JOE WINT IS WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU MIX HUMANS, SUSTENANCE AND SKEPTICISM.

HE IS CURRENTLY STUDYING COPYWRITING AT THE VCU BRANDCENTER.

JOE ACCEPTS NEARLY ALL FORMS OF CRITIQUE AND FLATTERY AT WINTJI@VCU.EDU



READ THESE WORDS AND TELL ME YOU DO’NT WANT TO JUST KNOW MORE.

WHEN YOU HIRE ME YOU

JOE IS A WRITER WHO MOSTLY MAKES ADS BUT HE MAKES OTHER THINGS TOO.

I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD BE TH

IN EVERY UNIVERSE HERE YOU ARE READING MY WORDS







PUTTING INFORMATION ABOUT MYSELF ON THE INTERNET IS THE ONLY THING I HAVE EVER WANTED

PLEASE DO NOT GOOGLE ME.

WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT JOE WAS MOSTLY COOL.

THEY MOSTLY SAY GOOD THINGS ABOUT JO E. THEY SAY HE IS A FINE WRITER AND A GOOD LAD TO THOSE HE KNOWS. THEY SAY OTHER THINGS TOO.

IT IS  NOT THAT I DO NOT NWANT TO ONLY THAT I DO NOT KNOW

AH YES AH YES IT IS ME OR SO THEY THOUGHT

MAKE THINGS REAL

DOCUSIGN MAKES THINGS REEAL

IF IT WAS ME MAYBE I AM MYSELF AGAIN.




PLANT A TREE

ONCE LOOKED AT FOR SOMEONE FOR TOO LONG NOW LEARNED OF IT

STAPLE IT DOWN. THE CAR WILL NO START



I DISCOVERED EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD ONCE.IT WAS A GOOD DAY.  

I DISCOVEREDE THE WORLD ONCE.

IT was you all along. it was you all along. it was you.

WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU MIX HUMANS, OBJECTS
CHEMICALLY INCLINED

IN THE FUTURE THEY WILL SPEAK OF JOE IN A WAY NOT UNLIKE THEY WILL THEY.


I ONCE STUCK A PAPERCLIP IN AN OUTLET JUST TO PROVE I WAS BRAVE.

EVERYONE







joe wint is a copywriter who is so glad you could come.
scoOP aND

ALL GAS NO BREAKS LIKE A RAISED HONDA CIVIC ZOOMING down your street at four on a satruday in THE

NEITHER



a schlep and schlub walk into a bar


baised in an upside down house, joe is the son of a STREET MAGICIAN AND a carny, joe was once confused FOR another child

IF ONLY JOE HAD KNOWN BEFORE ALL THIS, HE WOULD BE ENTIRELY DIFFERENT.

JOE IS A COPYWRITER WHO


WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU MIX A SMALL HORSE, STREET MAGICIAN

groomed to be a disney star, RAISED TO BE A functioning  ADULT.



he pissed his pANTS at camp
HAS RIDDEN A SMALL HORSE
and likes to talk sideways.



his friends call him badger.

joe wint is copywriter who sometimes



joe accepts most forms of critique and flattery sent to

wintji@vcu.EDU.